Hands Across The Sphere To Save Our Endangered Wasps

I come to you blog brothers and sisters, friends and foes, to bring to you the plight of the truly oppressed, discriminated against and almost EXTINCT peoples who are being denied their rightful, imperial place in the world-and NO ONE is saying ANYTHING about the MOST TRAGIC INHUMANITIES inflicted upon such a minority[too caught up with MJ's death,no doubt]

THE WASP.
More specifically the aging, British,white,heterosexual male.

Are you tired of not being able to turn your [unlicensed] tv on without being assaulted by some charity manipulating your sympathies in order to pick your pocket for whiny Ethiopians, neglected animals, battered kids[who probably deserved it, anyway] the fucking aged, this illness, that disease, the poor, brutalized refugees of some war torn country or other?

Posers and freeloaders! They're all fine,really. It's just one,big, fat money making scam. Trust me!

For all our outpourings of millions, has anyone bothered to find the cure for cancer? No! Have the Ethiopians been fed yet? Of course, they have!How long ago was Live Aid????[You know they only send their anorexics for the photo shoots , don't you?]

And the fucking aged. Really now! Those bloodsuckers get everything! Except cancer, apparently!

Proving the old adage, 'there's a sucker born every minute' there will always be people to throw money at these in-your-face, greedy, graspy groups.But whose looking after the most oppressed , depressed, poorly dressed, unexpressed peoples on the planet? Who hosts banquets and telethons and shoots really l-o-n-g , boring gimme money commercials for the aging,British, white heterosexual male who is least likely to find employment/housing/medical care/dignity/SEX in our give-everyone- an-equal-opportunity-chance-except-those-elite-fuckers world?

Where's Sir Bob now ?????

We need to have a hands across the blogosphere for our aging, British, white heterosexual male before he becomes well and truly fucked.

There is an URGENT need RIGHT NOW for Guinness beer and curries, hot babes and cushy , well paid jobs[preferably with prestigious titles] with great perks and low productivity expectations.

After all, we can't totally exploit this downtrodden, traumatized,oppressed group.

Please consider: It could have been your misfortune in life to have been born a lowly British male without prospects.

Please give generously and let's save the aging, British ,white, heterosexual male.

Most alarmed,I am donating 20p and a blowjob myself and challenge each blogger to match my donation in a show of solidarity and compassion for the plight of this most deserving, truly oppressed,silent minority.

All donations and outpourings of overwhelming grief can be sent to their spokesman, James Higham @ Nourishing Obscurity.

Hostess With The Mostest

Whilst Spud was here for the week end we lazed about on my bed, after lazing about outside on loungers all day, and played trivia. I kicked his ass[ yes, I did!]. He was quick to point out that it was only by a few points but a loser would say that, wouldn't he? I was dummying down at that too, when I realized how much he sucked. [kidding. Sorta]

And speaking of sucking......

Although exhausted, we stayed up much later than we wanted to so we could grab the binocs and a blanket and gaze at the stars. It's pitch black here and when laying on one's back[more aerobic activity] one feels a part of the stars, they are that close.

Except, it was a full moon and the lightest,starless night I have ever seen!

I wish I'd had a time machine though for I had yet to discover this Mensa digital test which I would have loved to have played with him.Men are so arrogant in their infinite[sic] wisdom[sic].

I scored in the top 10 percent[but I am sure they were just being polite] See how you do. :)