We have all heard of Post a Secret , right?
That's where you can cleanse your soul , for the price of a stamp, to post an anonymous secret that you have no non-judgemental, non- gossipy friends to tell.
This is where I come into the frame.
Saving you the price of a stamp AND the walk to the post box, I am now ripping off that guy who will probably sue me, cuz I just know one of you bastards are going to run right over there and tell him, anonymously no doubt!!!
Want to get anything off your chest( preferably about another blogger) without judgement?
You can post anonymously , confident that you won't be judged or ridiculed about your sick, dirty fucking secrets that no person could ever handle the stress of hearing.
Free ,Limited time offer.
* All lies will be exposed!
Saturday, 23 February 2008
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I miss the friendship that I thought we had before she revealed herself as a malicious,back stabbing cow.
If anyone says anything about me I deny it.
I reckon Ubermouth is a red headed icecream loving softy with lesbonic feelings for Barbie
Gorilla Bananas did it with a sheep!He also likes animal porn and has a small one.
anon- Only YOUR name is supposed to be anonymous...out him/her!
Gorilla- What are you afraid of coming out?
*the guilty deny EVERYTHING
Clyde-Well all that is true! Who could NOT Have lesbian feelings for Barbie?I bet even you do.:)
Anon-Now, I see what he was worried about. Was it a lady sheep or a boy sheep?
I have something I'd like to get off my chest. It's this drunken whore I picked up last night. She smells like stale urine, and she won't get off me!!!
I complain when I'm the only one who gives a damn and does their work, but really I enjoy the power that comes with others depending on me.
I think this blog sucks.....No, just kidding, ubber. LOL.....In all honesty I have never heard of "post of secret". If I had, you damn right I would go and tell him you were stealing his bit, but I'm come right back here and confess to you, since you have promised not to pass judgment.
Uber,
This is like after seeing, The Passion Of The Christ, people ran to the confessionals to unburden themselves? Of course they made up for it by doing the same things they confessed as soon as they left.
Oh no, my feelings for Barbie are not Lesbonic in the least, they are purely platonic.
Yeh, right
The only secret I have is my annual income, but a lady never asks and a gentleman never tells. It's not really a secret, really, just good taste.
I am secretly a 19 year old nymphomaniac bisexual exhibitionist blonde girl with "D" cup breasts and a sexual fixation on older men... making a living by posing naked on the internet - please don't tell anyone!
Well here is a real confession for you. Many years ago we were late to a party in a village close by. We needed to park by passing through a very small space on the road to a parking area and the space was taken up by a mini which was poorly parked. They had taken up the space in such a way that there was no enough room to get past to park at either end of his car. So I suggested that we lifted the car and move it so we could get in. So being uncoordinated we lifted and dragged the car bit by bit until the way was clear so we could get past to park. Not long later, the party was a bust, we left and as we went down the hill out of the village we came across some flashing blue lights where a mini appeared to have crashed into a parked car and then into a shop front. We drove off very slowly and carefully so as not to gain any interest from the group milling around. Later we discovered that when they traced the car the owner who was a copper that lived near was drunk and it was assumed that he had crashed it whilst drunk. In those days being drunk was not the capital crime it is now and coppers were loyal to each other so he was not prosecuted for drunk driving but he left shortly after. I like to think I helped him get an honest career.
One night at about three am before speed cameras became available on every street I was travelling down one of my favourite 30mph roads at about, errr, 110 over the limit when I shot past a police car parked on a side street talking to someone. I noticed plod look at me and then make a move towards his car before I was past. So I made a decision to make a run for it. So a few streets later I parked the bike in the local park and ran home. Fully expecting the local plod to turn up to nick me. So when I got home I got ready for bed so I could pretend I had been there all night. After a few hours I realised that it wasn't going to happen and as morning broke and everyone woke up I decided that it was a trap and they were waiting for me to go back and pick it up. So being tired I decided to do what everyone does best so I dug a bit more into the hole and reported the bike stolen. Parked last night about 11:00 and missing when I got up, no noise noticed blah blah. Anyway two days later after nothing from plod I was forced to make an anonymous call to plod saying that there was something suspicious in the park so they sent someone to look and I was reunited with my bike within the hour.
The copper had clearly decided that there was no way he was going to catch me and didn't get my number so did nothing. So much for my plan.
Ohh this is juicy Miss Uber!
I wish I could tell you something...Oh, how's this. I have the hots for a blogger. I mean "THE HOTS." Not like 'what puts the hot in hotseytots. I'm talking HOT like the surface of the sun hot, burning hot...and she doesn't know and most likely wouldn't care. She's beautiful, intelligent, witty and so very sexy.
I cries.
I can't tell you who she is...I'm sorry. I have always been terrible with instructions.
fab post honey...sigh, I feel better now.
Anonymous, Why are you using my name for your posts?
What's my secret? I bathe in the blood of virgins. They are really getting hard to find though, damnit!
Dyck- No offence bud, but I am still reeling that she got 'on'. :)
Anonymous- Do they kiss your ass?
Alexys- My neighbours are like that! I asked them, ' Does Christ writhe on the cross when you enter the church?'
Clyde- Your feelings are definitely lesbian for Barbie. Who are we kidding?
Morbid- So, how much is your annual income then?
One man's opinion- Well thank God that , that is * drumroll* just 'one man's opinion'. :0
Mutley- Now that's the power of marketing! I happen to know that you are a c cup tops, you fraud( and SLUT )
Anonymous car thief- I have sacoped your isp and have reported you to the police. Nothing personal.
Anonymous- Ditto for you!Don't hate me!
Barbie- I was hoping for more sexual depravity, but it seems my readers can't get it up!:)( Don't tell them I said that)
Spikey-
'She's beautiful, intelligent, witty and so very sexy.'
You are , of course, talking about me, aren't you? I
mean who else could it be? besides MAYBE, Barbie- but sounds more like me. :)
Anonymous- She /he was using your name for they have about as much imagination as your parents.
Pru- Thank God I am safe....being a continent away, I mean!
ha. i love this post. i have to think of something. i'll be back. lol.
I have sex dreams about pop culture bloggers.
AH! My shameful secret.
Jacob- That's not shameful unless I am NOT one of them.
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