Except, I can't write. I don't have a mantrap of a Manhattan apartment, my friends are actually bitches, I don't have the wardrobe or shoes......or Mr. Big....
It's like I'm not Carrie Bradshaw at all, come to think of it!
My oldest friend and I once were having a conversation about the popularity behind the hit show Sex and The City.
Allyson said," You know it is popular because they represent four different types of women and all women see themselves as one of them."
"Really?" I asked" I wonder who I am?" I was thinking along the lines of Miranda the lawyer type or Carrie( without the big nose, of course)
Without even skipping a fucking heart beat she replied, " Oh , you are definitely Samantha!"
It's like I'm not Carrie Bradshaw at all, come to think of it!
My oldest friend and I once were having a conversation about the popularity behind the hit show Sex and The City.
Allyson said," You know it is popular because they represent four different types of women and all women see themselves as one of them."
"Really?" I asked" I wonder who I am?" I was thinking along the lines of Miranda the lawyer type or Carrie( without the big nose, of course)
Without even skipping a fucking heart beat she replied, " Oh , you are definitely Samantha!"
I was shocked.
"I hate that over sexed, loud mouthed ,ballsy woman"said I, expecting her to recant.
She laughed and said something lame like Samantha being a take charge kind of person who blah, blah fucking blah.....
The bitch was OFF my Christmas list! Friends are soooooo over-rated.
Just to bring Rod into the frame , as people in love tend to annoyingly do .....
He has ALL the Sex in The City series on DVD AND Friends! How cool is that?
He also * get this* collects women's gemstone rings( for investment purposes) *orgasm*
Oh, Rod who read the last post before he flew to Switzerland for business ,( we will see if he remembers to bring me the Swiss chocolates that Idemanded politely hinted I would like) told me I am supposed to mention he has an enormous penis the next time I post about him.
" I am NOT your pimp nor your P.R !" I reminded him not too shyly.
Gee, maybe I am like Samantha.
Now for that burning question for the girls,but Clyde may answer too. :)
Who do you most resemble from Sex In The City?
And remember: You are not ALL Carrie Bradshaws!
She laughed and said something lame like Samantha being a take charge kind of person who blah, blah fucking blah.....
The bitch was OFF my Christmas list! Friends are soooooo over-rated.
Just to bring Rod into the frame , as people in love tend to annoyingly do .....
He has ALL the Sex in The City series on DVD AND Friends! How cool is that?
He also * get this* collects women's gemstone rings( for investment purposes) *orgasm*
Oh, Rod who read the last post before he flew to Switzerland for business ,( we will see if he remembers to bring me the Swiss chocolates that I
" I am NOT your pimp nor your P.R !" I reminded him not too shyly.
Gee, maybe I am like Samantha.
Now for that burning question for the girls,but Clyde may answer too. :)
Who do you most resemble from Sex In The City?
And remember: You are not ALL Carrie Bradshaws!
Guys? Who would you date from that show?
Rod! You are not allowed to answer that.
34 comments:
Na, she couldnt have--
Well, maybe
Hang on, I'll read it again.
Yep---there it is
I get to answer with the girls
Uber has just called me a big sheila
Ok, I'm out of here
Wait Clyde! You took it the wrong way! I was meaning that you can play along WITH the girls as you are an honourary ....GUY!
Come back!!!
Oh wait again! I didn't mean that! You ARE a REAL guy!
I have insomnia...and hoof in mouth.
This is a hard one to answer. I guess I would be...a mix of the red-head and (dare I say it?) Carrie Bradshaw. I would explain the answer, but I don't feel like justifying it.
Swiss chocolates are positively orgasmic. Melt in your mouth chocolate sex with the price of a low class hooker with one leg and a crack addiction.
...too far?
I don't think that show represents all women. They left out the old, boring, frump from suburbia (that would be me.)
Hi babes, Oh...this one is an easy one. Samantha Jones is so like Spiky Zora Jones, pretty much.
I'm tri-sexual...I'll try anything once, just like Samantha. Really, she is like me so much, though I have picked my girl to be with now.
I love being...make that I used to love being with a man in the afternoon and a different man at night. Meow.
Ha...these two cowboys fought over me aat this one club...I stopped them...um, can't I just have you both? Men! Do I have to think of everything? This kitty was purring in the morning.
I do though love pussy hard...and so did Samantha in a few eps. I though think I'm way cuter than Kim Catrall. Ha...I guess I am a narcissist and maybe I do stand in front of the mirror a bit to long. hehehe.
Ciao babes...fabulous post honey...this was fun.
Well I dont know I have never seen the show......the show is def a girl thing.
Now Sarah Jessica Parker has a certain something , even with that huge nose
I disagree. She's a huge bitch. And you're not a bitch.
Remember that episode when her boyfriend does a very nice thing by fixing her laptop and surprising her? And she bitches at him for the next 25 mins? And she never apologizes?
...
You're much better than that, Mouthy.
And if I have to answer... Charlotte. She's the only hot one on that show.
Deb- LOL I think I'll just have the chocolate. :)
Nessa- The burbs are the new Manhattan.
Spiky-You're wayyyy cuter than all of them, you lil narcissist. In fact, you are almost as cute as me. :)
Beast- She certainly does! The bitch!
S.O- 'I disagree. She's a huge bitch. And you're not a bitch.'
Could you be any cuter ?
You're such a darling!
Can I vote for one of Carrie's boyfriends?
Fumbling- Sure as long as you don't take Mr. Big away from me.
Oh I would love to be SAM! She's alll woman and a foul mouth to boot.
Which one is the brunette? She's the only one who's even remotely attractive. Not that I wouldn't do the other ones...provided their heads were properly bagged.
Pretty ladies but you're prettier and I'm just waiting for that pic you promised ... :) xx
Ah come on Uber--Deborah is offering you chocolate and an orgasm and you are going for just chocolate----girl, get your priorities right----good on ya Deb.
Zora, if you are cuter than Kim, we want photos----Kim has been lustworthy since playing Lassie in Porky's----yes folks, that was her.
And this mature lady doesnt mind get her tits out for the joy of everyone.---good girl---so Zora, if its photos, take the hint.
Ok, Uber, you are Miranda---the red hair, the interest in the law, careful about fucking around---but sorry sweetness, in real life she has changed sides and is indulging in moist, dark, female bits.
You really have to see your Barbie in Carrie---it's the shoes and the bags and the showing of body bits but never gets down to knickerless or braless----but no, no, Steh, its ok--you dont have the nose.
But ok---girls and guys, what about the other chick---real name Kirsten----she has been everywhere and you have to love a girl who likes variety
Me---ok, I'm just the perv on the corner checking out all of these lovely ladies
AND UBER, I'm not a big sheila
Zora, we are waiting
I'm not like any of them, being as how I'm a shy, sweet little virgin and all.
Samantha is definately my role model but I'm far too neurotic to actually be that blase about sex....maybe when I'm a bit older.
Barbie- You are soooo Carrie Bradshaw!
Dyck- You're one picky clown!
Bret- You're a smoothie, but I agreed to a drawing! lol xo
Clyde- I agree with you entirely.
Pru(de)- I knew if I waited long enough I would find a kindred virgin spirit , just like me.
Emmak-No do it now before everythig slips south and the real neuorosis sets in! :)
Geez Uber, I'm back---you dont have to suck up
Between you and Barbie, you have driven me to a piss weak test blog
See, told you
Noooo no no no.
I had this explained to me by a girlfriend.
I thought the whole point of SATC was that the four women resembles (broadly) 4 types of women, but were also written to really piss you off occasionally whoever you are, so you scream at the TV and throw things at it - so you get involved. That's the frustration of them: they're so well-drawn and sometimes likeable that when they become Intolerable, you wanted to thrash them with a (very expensive) shoe because they were Their Own Worst Enemy, *even more than we all are* - and we're bad enough.
Something like that, anyway.
But, being a guy:
Charlotte. Absolutely, Charlotte. I mean, (a) she's absurdly hot, and (b) she has a thing for unprepossessing-looking bald guys. Win-win, I say.
Will you answer, Uber?
i have only watched that totally annoying show for 20 minutes one day that i was desperate for a show...i will stick to jerry springer if i want to watch something as mindless and trivial...and btw you don't remind me of any of them uber...you are definately in a league with some of the very rare of us and they could never broadcast us on tv :)
I am a total Samantha, minus some of the slutty. I can't wait for that movie!
I am a total Samantha, minus some of the slutty. I can't wait for that movie!
Thanks, you just reminded me that the Sex And The City movie is almost here! (clapping hands)
Ok, I know I sound totally gay for being excited about that, but I swear I'm not. It was just a really great show. And gay or straight, nobody can deny the writing for it was awesome!
"Guys? Who would you date from that show?"
I just realized that I didn't answer the question.
Hmm, that's a good one. Each girl would bring a little something to the table, but since we can't combine them into one Super Woman, I would have to go with Charlotte...for looks mostly. She's a little uptight on the surface, but underneath she has a naughty side - that's always sexy. I suppose that is why I had a rather filthy dream about her a few years back.
I a most like Samantha as well as I am heavily into lesbianism...
Bloody typical
Girl gets boyfriend
Girl fucks off blogger pals
REJECTION--we know---we run last
HURRY UP AND POST AGAIN YOU LAZY TROLLOP :-)
nice to see you back darling...i have missed you...
Thank you, you're all so nice! I can't be bothered to personally answer the rest of your comments though- who do you think I am, Barbie?
You, Barbie?--Ha
Clyde- My thoughts exactly. I don't know how she has the patience to answer all those comments. I lack dedication.
Can you tell? )
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