To make sure you have plenty of notice AND no excuses like Christmas, Valentine's and my REAL birthday ( June 6th, don't forget!) I am giving you plenty of time to prepare to surprise me with GENEROUS out pourings of presents and cashola.
How's that for thinking of others before my own selfish needs?
And Rod thinks me a 'high maintenance narcissist'! So unappreciative of all that is ME me, me , me , me!!!
On March 7th, I will have been blogging a whole year and what a year it has been.
With all the stalkers, assassins, fame killers ,hijackers and 'friends', it's a wonder I am still alive let alone blogging. Who would believe this lil' blog could cause so much mayhem?
I have had 2 relationships with fellow bloggers( MEN! in case you were wondering) and whilst one STILL writes the most horrendous UNTRUE lies about me , the other one is my darling.
Recently, I said to him" I am finding it hard to be funny with all this shit going on."
"Yo bitch!" he said," You get in there and write a funny post!"
You just can't buy that kind of support.
You have heard me mention Rod. The strangest part of this relationship is that we met back in November when I was being publicly vilified( I know ME, me, me,me Hard to believe eh?). So one could say that if the last guy was not so nasty, I would not have met the most spectacular guy I have ever met!
Rod makes me laugh hysterically!He can be really sweet, caring, sensitive and wise and then come out with a zinger!
One conversation went like this:
Uber: Do you REALLY think me high maintenance?
Rod: yes.
Uber: Wow! really??? I thought you were joking!
Rod: No.
Uber: But WHY do you think I am high maintenance?
Rod: I think you are high maintenance because you ARE high maintenance.
Uber: Do you think I am a narcissist?
Rod: Yes sweetie, you are a narcissist too.
Uber: Gee, why do you even love me then?
* He had not said he did in fact, I just assumed- being a narcissist.
Rod: Because you are high maintenance and a narcissist in cute ways, so I don't mind.
Uber: I am kinda lazy too . Will you hire a cleaner when we live together?
Rod:Yes.
Uber: Who will feed me though, as I don't like to cook?
Rod: I will feed you.
Uber: Will you pay for all the bills? I don't want any pressure ....
Rod: Yes
Uber: Why would you do that?
Rod: I pay all the bills now.
Uber: Would you buy my cigarettes?
Rod: NO!
* you know what non smokers are like!
Uber: How will I get cigarettes?
Rod: You will have to sell your body!
Uber: ha! ha! ha!
Rod:Besides, you are going to give that up.
Uber: Oh no I am FUCKING NOT! YOU are going to start smoking.
Rod: I am NOT going to start smoking.
Uber: True. We need to keep your lungs nice and pink and healthy.
Rod: Yes.
Uber: I may need one.
Rod: You WANT one of my lungs?????
Uber: Well, both actually. I didn't want to sound greedy.
He always agrees with me about who is a bitch here, likes my real friends, agrees with me about my Mother, is loyal , honest, HOT and protective of me.
He PREFERS I do all the talking as he likes to listen.He is practically flawless- we are such a perfect match!
I am going to fuck this up , aren't I?
9 comments:
Oh, you're so lucky, uber! I envy you.... :-) That was such a nice conversation... :-)
Ah, so you've thrown me over, lover. Sigh. Story of my life.
Cute! When's the wedding?
So thats 2 relationships with blogger men---ok, we've got that bit----so now that you have carefully pointed out the "men" bit, someone has to ask the question.
Ah, come on, someone else was gonna do it---why not me ?
Ok, how many blogger girls ?
Now for you blog birthday--you seem to do so well with a public vilification, so should we organise a celebratory vilification for you ?
Hey Rod---smokers have a better drawback technique
Ah the smoker - non-smoker battle. I've fought this one out before...on the non-smoking side.
Good luck to you two!
How could you possiblly fuck up perfection? Is that possible?
babes...Oh no, You are not going to fuck this up. Rod has the girl of his dreams...he luffs you.
You two are way to cute to break this up...plus I know what he is going through. My girl is so high maintenance...she gets nose bleeds, but I Love her anyway.
She claims I'm the narcissist. Yeah like right...it just takes me longer to get ready. It's not like I'm just there looking at my own reflection, huh.
Anyway...I'm glad you have Rod, who loves you hard.
Happy Blog Pre-Birthday!
I'll be back to wish you a Happy Blog B-day in March too.
Eve- I envy me! :)
Bret- How could you even THINK that? My needs are so great, I need both of you!:)
Pru- Why buy the cow when I can milk it for free?
Clyde- Everyone knows there is only ONE girl for me, and we ALL know who she is!Although, Spiky would do in a pinch!
Model- Luckily, even second hand smoke is highly addictive!
Nessa- How sweet, but I can manage that lol
Spiky- He is the first guy I ever met who I htink I 'may'ot be good enough for. Don't tell him I said that though.:)
p.s Bring cake, please !
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