Lock up your little boys, the 'noseless one' is coming to the U.K!
He is being paid 15 million to do what he does second best.
Christ! Seems to me the quickest route to either being a rock star or marrying one( aka One legged Mills) is to lose a body part!
I don't understand why they get paid so much dosh to prance around making fools out of themselves long after middle age has set in,their voices have gone flat and the new generation don't even know who the fuck they are!
I would gladly do Wembley for half that...a quarter!
I even come with a nose AND I am more likely to remember the lyrics to his songs( not to be all snotty for having a nose, you understand.)
Well, atleast Jacko will fit in over here with his birka.
As our home grown resident pedo , What's- his-face Townsend ,lives near me I shall case his joint and let you know if I see any noseless birkas in the area, suddenly having wild pre teen partays!
Now don't get me wrong, I used to like Michael Jackson WHEN HE WAS MICHAEL JACKSON! ,but this Peter Pan pedo just gets on my nerves.
Remeber the days when he was given a lifetime achievement, humanitarian, nobel fucking peace prize for his song about saving the fucking children? THAT'S not saving the children!
That's like saying that O.J was serving the community with his'charitable acts' involving Ronald Goldman and Nicole Simpson.
Or Bush and Blair were 'helping to free the Iraqi people'.
Thanks for that, by the way.
It seems to me that,as long as you have the money, you can get away with all kinds of murder and mayhem while someone decent like me is castigated over NOTHING!
Life is so unfair- I want to rape and pillage and murder and cause wars too and then get plumb positions as an ambassador AND make millions singing ,when I am not too busy raping and pillaging and murdering and causing wars.
There's something infinitely wrong with a world when only a select few get to have all that fun, and the rest of us poor shmucks only get to 'blog'.
If I wasn't so incredibly lazy, I would google where Jacko is going to be and then I would go with a megaphone ( like I would even NEED one) and shout him the fuck off stage! Then, if I wasn't arrested as a terrorist threat, for 'insulting the pedo' ALLEGED pedo *sigh*, then I could race back and have something to blog about.
OR I could do what all you other blogheads do, and LIE about it! :)
Daisy? Why does Wacko even have those kids in his care still?
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Look, if you really want to do some raping, I could make myself available as a protesting victim
I shall expect to be hear about you in the breaking news section after his first concert.
Heckler arrested after shouting abuse at Jacko. It took thirty officers with tasers and tear gas to get her under control. A PC who wants to remain anonymous said 'She twisted my thumb much harder than that old guy did and made me cry. Twenty five of my best friends were in tears after the abuse she shouted at us.'
I'll visit you in the nick.
Clyde- You are too generous! Just make sure the safe is unlocked!
Rod-Have I made you cry, yet?
You know, I look at this thing - being into boys and can't see it. I was revolting as a boy and still am. Ugggh! What I'm into I've just posted.
Don't blame poor Jacko. He's just delusional. That's all. He probably thought the gerbil that was up Tom's ass crawled out and landed on his face.
So then he probably hacked his nose off to detach all of the engrams the church glued to him.
It's not his fault. They made him that way.
It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.
bwahaahaahaa
Oh lord!
***slaps fresh HRT patch on Uber***
***Runs like hell***
Bret- Is it about me????
Shell- Oh puleaseee ! he's not even aScientologist :0
Beastly- I am a bit young for that, but if will make my boobies as big as yours then slap away.
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