Getting MY Hate On

I have decided that I am too nice!

Laugh at that if you will GRRRRRRRRR

BUT the proof is in the pudding, as they say.

All my life I have been a magnet for strays, crumblies and crazies. I am not surprised all the trolls kick off their shoes and get cozy here , too.

My mother has yet to 'leave home' and her dog lounges on my bed, despite my allergies, resenting any square inch I may inhabit.

When I yell at him to 'GET OFF MY FUCKING BED!' ( As I am actually IN it, he just looks at me, licks his jacobs and tunes me out).

Funny, my former husband was like that too.

Him, I had to kill.

So there can only be one thing that describes my crazy life events( especially as I am NOT a people person)..I am too fucking nice.

NO MORE!

I am going to be really mean, rude, arrogant and obnoxious!

Well, more so then, if you want to get anal.

All trolls , back stabbers and haters will now be given a lethal injection of Ubermouth.

Free.