It's official.
He is NEVER going to forgive me, EVEN on his deathbed.
A pessimist would say that, that's creepy, not a tad clingy and kinda obsessive.Not to mention very UNchristian like.
But ever the optimist I think to myself:
I CLEARLY have the 'X' factor! While everyone else he ever dated or will date are MERE bitches- I, alone, will be who he is thinking of on his deathbed!
I don't need forgiveness- I just need to be remembered, I don't even care for what. I'm not anal!
In fact he thought I was the Devil , but logic told him 'maybe not'.
That's what I like about logic- it's so logical, if you think about it logically.
I mean really, who would give the Devil broadband? You can just imagine what 'SHE' would get up to online! Probably bid at Ebay , but never pay. Everyone knows the Devil is not gainfully employed.
It's not so bad being 'marketed' as the Devil . I mean it's not God exactly, but it sure beats being a mere mortal... or worse FORGETTABLE!!!
Now THAT would be horrendous.
A pessimist would say that, that's creepy, not a tad clingy and kinda obsessive.Not to mention very UNchristian like.
But ever the optimist I think to myself:
I CLEARLY have the 'X' factor! While everyone else he ever dated or will date are MERE bitches- I, alone, will be who he is thinking of on his deathbed!
I don't need forgiveness- I just need to be remembered, I don't even care for what. I'm not anal!
In fact he thought I was the Devil , but logic told him 'maybe not'.
That's what I like about logic- it's so logical, if you think about it logically.
I mean really, who would give the Devil broadband? You can just imagine what 'SHE' would get up to online! Probably bid at Ebay , but never pay. Everyone knows the Devil is not gainfully employed.
It's not so bad being 'marketed' as the Devil . I mean it's not God exactly, but it sure beats being a mere mortal... or worse FORGETTABLE!!!
Now THAT would be horrendous.
Wouldn't it be 'hysterical' if I was his nurse on his deathbed?
Now IF I am the Devil, I just may well be there, after all.
I'll be the one in Prada.
Black , of course.
27 comments:
*grins*
Hmmm... you've got a point. It IS pretty special to be someone's dying thought... hehehe :- D
He's not a member of the mafia is he?
i don't want to be someone's dying thought unless i am looking into their eyes as the knife....opps i think i have said too much...
of course in black my dear uber...
i don't want to be someone's dying thought unless i am looking into their eyes as the knife....opps i think i have said too much...
of course in black my dear uber...
Have you been playing again Uber.
I told you to play nicely
Now that's a nice little red rubber suit and you are already on your knees
And your Mother told you not to talk about that anal stuff
Don't try misrepresent this.
Let me tell you this.
As I die, the last thing I will want to hear, will be the most recent comments on my blog.
It will have been the thing which will have used up most of my life energy (I hope) and the most valuable of my thoughts.
I skipped Christmas Dinner with my own mother to write a post Christmas day.
It is more important to me than my job, because it is my reason for being. It inspires me to get out of bed in the morning. My job is just a career, I just do it for money.
You set out to harm the only thing that has ever really motivated me, and for what?
Because I decided I didn't want to talk to you any more?
So, yes. I will lie, on my deathbed, looking back on the decades I will have shared with my blog, and I'll never forget your evil assault on it.
ubermouth...I have been in someone's last thoughts. Yes, I have...well he thought it was his last thought.
I loved your post...sweetie, are you really a red head? :P
Oh, I love that you make someone think you are a devil...makes me arch my eye brow...hum. So very interesting..I like it lots. You must expand on it sweets. I's love to know more on this subject.
ciao babes.
No one can rant, quite like Mouthy
Oh dear......did you do a bad thing ?
NAughty Uber :-(
Eve- I know!!! I am not even sure I was my father's or my granddad's, but thiss kinda makes up for it- especially as I am seemingly his every living thought too. :)
Gorilla- Not unless they carry teddy bears instead of guns!
Daisy- You really need to address this stutter of yours. :)
Clyde- The sad thing was, I was the nicest to him I have EVER been to a man. Such ingratitude!
Mr. Double Speak- You are such a lying little girl, you make me feel like we had a lesbian thing going. Is that what your big red 'V' really represents- your vagina?
Spiky- You mean you can't TELL( that I am a redhead?)by my blog alone? LOL
S.O24- You should see me in person!
Beast- Ya, I was BORN, apparently.
Hardly, MY fault!
Well...ah...you can show me. *cough...cough* Just to prove you are a genuine red head, you know.
My foot..."tap tap tap."
You'r not going to fall for my trick, are you? Dang!
Yep...you're a redhead.
Ciao babes.
damn uber...you told me you liked my stutter...thought it was cute...you were just messing with me weren't you...
Oooh, someone needs to get a life
I hope I'm not the nurse on that shift
You guys are adorable
Spiky- LOL Even doctors have tried and failed at that one. I don't know what the fascination is, really. :)
Clyde- I am assuming that you don't mean ME? Although, I do!
Daisy- I did until I heard you were doing my 'John' behind my back. There! Now we both come off as hookers.
NurseMyra- Hi! I think Nurse Ratchett would be more appropo.
Crushed- This is a blog not a laundromat, nor is it some politician's publication.
I am not going to air dirty laundry with you. If you have anything to say send an email and stop whinging all over everyone's blog like a big girl's blouse. THIS behaviour is what is doing you harm,but I supsect that you assume I am doing something devilish behind the scenes.
Rest assured that I am not. I am too upfront for that.
Fans- Well, I am anyway.
yes but uber darling...i can pull off both black and red :)
No, I didn't mean you
Have a good Easter
No, because it took me ages to get out of communication last time.
And don't deny you savagely tried to destroy my online persona, for absolutely no reason.
I did NOTHING wrong to you.
I just decided, i didn't want to be in contact with you.
What was so wrong about that?
Well I think I would like to be remembered by someone on their death bed.. or have someone with me - and at this rate I will not. So everyone has one up on me...
far better to be remembered for being something, than forgotten for being nothing.
being harsh is usually the best way, it avoids all the messy 'shall we's' that tend to come if loose ends remain untied. globus believes it's better this way.
Daisy-That IS true,as red heads can'tdo red , but DIASY LOU no one wears BLACK like a redhead - so put THAT in your pipe and smoke it LOL
Clyde- Oh, hard to tell! :)
Crushed- Stop this bullshit. Take a hint! NO one is interested in your tenth re write months and months later.I know oy have been dying for an online fight , but I barely rememebr you...it's not going to happen.
Stop, being a troll..you are making a fool of yourself( and this is what I was going to tell you privately).
THE END!
Mutley-If you are murdered, you wouldn't be alone. :) Just being optimistic.
Globus- It's nice to be rememebered , but being stalked is 'not so much'. :)
ubermouth...Wot! you don't know the fascination...sweetie, you're a red head...red head chicks are hot and damn...they have gumption. :P
ciao babes.
Crushed- Take a hint when someone is trying to spare your dignity! I am not going to respond to your inane comments any further. Stay off of my blog!!!
YOu are making a fool of yourself.
Spiky-I just thought we had bad tempers.
Uber,
Now that's funny, I too thought you were the devil. A very intelligent, witty, humorous one, not like the legendary evil one. You are waaaaaaay cooler than that. You do have the X factor. Xciting, Xceptional, Xemplary, Xcetera!
You are what the ole folks call, "a mess".
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