As you may or may not know or, given how rotten and selfish you all are, even CARE ,I have been away!
I even contemplated leaving for good- AGAIN! But why should you guys get what you want? I'm not THAT accommodating!Besides, what would you do without your Queen of Mean reigning supreme( beat that Pru poet)
SO! I am not back five minutes and I hightail it over to my homey's , of course,and there is this lame,candy assed, bubble gum chewing, stalker- wanna - be TRYING to make MY Barbie cry!
I was outraged!Livid! Disgusted! Barbie is worthy of only the creme -de- le- creme,most talented stalkers!
Who even let this Crystal, who has serious gender identity issues, in?She's like the know nothing temp of stalkerdom...
Obviously a stalker school flunkee, Crystal was insulting her for being popular, pretty and funny with gazillions of readers! I mean really...tell her she has beeeutiful breasts and I think you have hit the mark of cruelty, Crystal.Dick!
Now I know I have only been here a year , but a year in blogland is like 10 in the outside world,or prison,( take your pick) but in MY day stalkers had SOME pride of /and or craftsmanship!
I am a meaner cu** than that when I am trying really , really hard to be nice! Then again, I AM The Queen of Mean.
So, without the fan fare or lunch vouchers....Crystal , for your own good,you have just been enrolled in.....
QUEEN UBER'S SCHOOL OF QUALITY STALKING
Try NOT to fuck this once in a lifetime opportunity up , eh?
1/ You will include at least ONE ( preferably more)really disgusting foul, UN p. c , UNladylike swear word(s) when establishing your rep.
2/ NO troll comment should EVER exceed the fucking blog post.No one is going to w-a-d-e through the War and Peace of blog comments!
3/ Hit 'em sharp and fast and then get the fuck out!
4/Never attack the blog topic, attack the blog author.
5/.Engage in 'friendly' emails first, sniff out all their private business and THEN shit it ALL OVER the sphere.
* Not mine though or I will have to kill ya!
6/NEVER, EVER ( do write this down, Crsytal) start on the biggest, most popular blog here, whose author could give you major acid burns with her tongue IN HER SLEEP! Twit!
7/ Never start off a pre- emptive,Bush-like ,axis- of- evil, full scale , comment with 'Oh you have such lovely hair.....'
Fucking amateurs! I yell...oooh, a bug just flew into my mouth.
What's blogland coming to? You can't even get a decent stalker ? I have had nastier 'friends'!
Shit blogs I can handle- shit stalkers, there's an expected standard!
We need to unionize these half wits before we become Huxtables!
In other news, I am taking off comment moderator. This is not an invitation for you two (and you know who you are)to come and shit all over my blog. I am quite adept at doing that myself.
7 comments:
Why should anyone leave
What can these arseholes do--
Ooooh, I'm gonna call you names---I'm gonna come after you with my big words---let them have their time on your publication (they aint bright enuf to have their own) or even if they are, good on them---let them show what sort of a wanker they are.
Guess I better give them an invite---come on over and I'll tell you a story----
Publish til you want to stop,---I'll keep reading
You've got TWO trolls? Honey, you're a troll magnet!
Clyde- I was not leaving because of trolls. In fact I miss my stalkers. The bullshit just gets tedious.
Gorilla-It's even worse in RL
At least Crystal can learn to become a better stalker at the Uber finishing school. Her current style is a bit windy , and I suppose if you gonna be bitter and twisted, you might as well do it right.
Your performing a public service madam :-)
The only trolls that merit any consideration at all live under bridges and eat babies ... and sometimes put out weird atmospheric Scandinavian folk music obviously inspired by too many games of D&D. You just know the CD is going to be lame, but the guy has just a little bit of credibility 'cause he used to be in Emperor. Even though the guy is posed on the cover of the CD with goddamned bat wings and a rubber troll nose, you think, "Well, come on. Someone this ridiculous has to be a great artist or something." But no. There aren't even any metal elements on the thing--it's all flutes and lutes. Goddamned trolls.
lmao, you know you'll make the front page of "Troll Daily" with this post.
Beast- Well, I'm not just ornamental ya know! :0
MM- And you just know they sneak into restaurant planting their troll pubes in chicken entrees.
Barbie-Last time that happened , at least I got a full blow up of my pic! They had better be good to compete with that!
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