The rumours of my death have been grossly exaggerated !!! Put down the cake and drop the party hats, bitches! There! I hope that ruins a few peoples day!
I'm too fucking mean to die! Even with the shoddy health care in this country!
I do have a kidney infection though ( I CAN hear those yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys and will kick your asses IF I live)
The doctor put me on the wrong antibiotics that would not have cleared up a pimple so, after four days of no discernible recovery, and in fact getting worse, I called the doctor back .
The God complex on the receptionist when she heard I expected a house call!
' If I was well enough to get to the doctor, I would not likely need one!' I told her and she reluctantly, and with a lot of sighing, put me on the list.
The doctor ( not my regular) came, and aside from constantly calling my mum' woman' LOL she was very sweet- except when she told 'woman' that she is looking after me well!
I was too ill to object and point out 'Florence Nightingale' leaves her ONLY daughter, future changer of her diapers, for 16 hours at a time with a sickly VITAL organ and a fever without even popping her head in to make polite enquires of my health!
Not even the pretense of concern!
I could have died, gone through the whole rigormortis stage and began decomposing in the lapsed time it took' woman' to even check up on me!
The dog gets the sniffles mind, and she is a hovering, vet on standby!
Not that I am bitching!
Will be back soon , if I survive the 'care' I am receiving!
I suspect that one of you out there has a voodoo doll....
I'm too fucking mean to die! Even with the shoddy health care in this country!
I do have a kidney infection though ( I CAN hear those yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys and will kick your asses IF I live)
The doctor put me on the wrong antibiotics that would not have cleared up a pimple so, after four days of no discernible recovery, and in fact getting worse, I called the doctor back .
The God complex on the receptionist when she heard I expected a house call!
' If I was well enough to get to the doctor, I would not likely need one!' I told her and she reluctantly, and with a lot of sighing, put me on the list.
The doctor ( not my regular) came, and aside from constantly calling my mum' woman' LOL she was very sweet- except when she told 'woman' that she is looking after me well!
I was too ill to object and point out 'Florence Nightingale' leaves her ONLY daughter, future changer of her diapers, for 16 hours at a time with a sickly VITAL organ and a fever without even popping her head in to make polite enquires of my health!
Not even the pretense of concern!
I could have died, gone through the whole rigormortis stage and began decomposing in the lapsed time it took' woman' to even check up on me!
The dog gets the sniffles mind, and she is a hovering, vet on standby!
Not that I am bitching!
Will be back soon , if I survive the 'care' I am receiving!
I suspect that one of you out there has a voodoo doll....
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Funny that about the voodoo doll - I've been thinking the same thing. Maybe it's so.
Semaj- Awwww.......what ails you?
Maybe WE need to get a few dolls of our own. :)
Voodoo doll??
It's me! For that last post.
S.O 24- hahahaha then wait til you see my last comment on yours!
Uber,
Can we still get voodoo dolls? I am on my way to Haiti. I can pick up a carton for pennies.
Feel better my dear.
Alexys- Ty! I think Ebay would be so much easier. You go to Haiti and you may get eaten!
Pffft girls make SUCH a fuss when they get ill. Its not as if its something really terrible like
MANFLU :-)
hahahah, you are so gloriously grumpy when you are sick. I loved this post but don't think I'm not feeling sorry for you for being unwell. Kidney infections hurt. Get well soon.
heheh, this was a good post.
You really do need to flush your kidneys---
I would suggest 4 pints of larger per day
Sorry to hear that you are poorly but glad to hear that your mother is looking after the dog.
Voodoo only works on a power of suggestion and I suggest that you get your lazy arse out of bed and get back to writing.
Get well soon
Beast- What IS manflu? AS women don't get it, does it make the testes cough and feel down?
Kate-This is me on a GOOD day, Kate. :)
Clude- :)4 pints of Lager and I would be drunk! Can oyu imagine me drunk blogging? People would DIE! LOL@ mother looking after dog.
Enough with the Clude or I'll tell them all that you're a dud root--
Shit, did I say that
Geez, you pissed and blogging ---how fucking dangerous would that be----
Watch out world, drunken redhead witch on the loose
LMAO but 'Clude' is sooooo cute, you have to admit that!
I am a tantric sex girl... so dud root? Not likely....by half. :)
"Kidney infection," eh? Is that what you're calling it??
What are you whinging about you have two kidneys. So it's only half as bad as you are making out.
I bet your mum is worn out with running after you. Just remember she needs more rest than you at her age.
two words...cranberry juice...yes drink it...
btw i do have an authentic voodoo doll i got in new orleans...however, it is very busy at the moment taking care of someone who is not even close to your abilities...besides it doesn't have red hair and i need something personal to make it work correctly...yes i am a cunt :)
Dyck- LOL Glad to see you off the toilet. How long did you last?
Bag- Just recall that you also have two balls , should one get kicked off!
Daisy- Can I borrow it when you are done?
uber i will have to get you one...as mine is on a long term curse at the moment...and i hate to interrupt a good thing ;)
Hehehe.... 'woman' ;-) Sometimes you're not sure if they're granny, mommy or maid, you see :-) So you can console yourself that maybe he thought you were a rich dame with a cleaning woman...? LOL! :-)
Baby...sweetie, If I had known you were not feeling well I would have been on the next plane to you and take care of all of your day and night needs.
My chicken soup is known to cure just about any sickness to man and woman.
Get well soon sweetie and come back to us...I missed you.
kisses and hugs for you babes.
Ouch. Your mother must be a saint to still be looking after you with all the threats you must be making if she doesn't move fast enough. For her sake I'm just hoping you can still wipe your own bottom.
I hope you are feeling much better now and mumtook good care of you!!! Drunk blogging, now that would be fabulously funny. Maybe I should try it.LOL
Take your time. Get well and then get your ass back to blogging.
The Internet has no sympathy for those wallowing in pain. ;)
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE VOODOO DOLL?!?!?
Anyway, I really hope you get better because I know what it's like the the doctor doesn't know what the hell they're doing and you're stuck not knowing what the hell is going on.
I also understand the waitingness. The kind of sickness I have (whatever it is) requires me to go to the kind of doctor that has a 7 months waiting list.
I wish I were exaggerating.
Daisy- I am a spider in the web, I can wait FOREVER! :)
Diamond- The internet causes those wallowing in pain. Thanks for the tough love. :)
Ann- Depends what are ypou drinking and who are you cussing? Do I need script approval?
Bag-I shall send my mum to you and you can check out her nursing skills for yourself.
Spiky- You are SO sweet- hot and can cook? That lead to marriage for me once before.
Deb- I know all your secrets Deb! In fact, I am riddled wiht blogger secrets. I could be the Enquirer.
No script approval, I only have good things to say about you. There is an old bastard tha tcalled my office the other day that I got fired. I feel pretty good about it.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to give you a nasty kidney infection, just an annoying UTI. Let me just move the needle here.
Get well soon.
Ann- LOL@ old bastard!!! DO fill me in more :) TY for the words of approval.
Pru- While some people need to be given 'the needle', moi is not one of them! :)
The old bastard situation is lengthy so, I will e-mail you the situation. Have a fabulous weekend!!!
Ann- LMAO- I can't wait. :) You have a lovely week end, too.
Gah - get well - nothing is worse than going to the doc to get well and getting worse!
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