You know you are getting old( although not much older than you, bitch) when your men go from Studly to Spudly .
I met my Rod here, so called because when we first met he had a sore throat and sounded all gravelly like Rod Stewart. Nice. I shall have to ensure he gets that often.
Rod is a male political blogger here and, worse, a Tory who gets that high falluting tone when he calls me a' bleeding heart socialist' because I care about peeps. Although, in my own defense, not overly and certainly not you people! :)
As Rod and I live 200 miles apart, we have a long distance relationship . Until I am able to move in with him and take right over his life, house and money we spend a lot of time on the phone,when not together, which is the only reason I have yet to KILL him, go to jail and become a lesbian.
Sometimes distance is a wonderful, even life saving, thing.
He is difficult, shoots pigeons, snores, IS a spud, and cracks derogatory jokes about women just to PISS.ME.OFF, then laughs when I get all women's libber meets red headed she-devil on him.
Half the time he does not 'get me', he can be a tight tartar( which I WILL cure him of) and does not provide a calming influence, by any stretch. So why do I love him, besides the obvious' well someone has to', and it always falls to us bleeding heart socialists?
He has more integrity and honesty than anyone I have ever met( unless he starts lying about me like the last guy, in which case he is a lying sissy,too) he never holds my 'you're a fucking dick!' comments against me.
Well he said he wanted someone honest who has her own mind.
Just being accommodating.
I can tell my Spud anything and he is always okay about it, so I suppose I shall put up with exchanges like:
Spud: *Something guy like and asinine*
Uber: You're a fucking dick!
Spud: Break it to me gently, sweetie.
Uber: In fact , you're such a dick I am NEVER going to marry you now!
Spud: Yipppeeeeeeee!!!! * frowns* I mean..awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Uber: I am going to remember this when you beg me!
Spud: I hope so* mumble, mumble*
Uber: WHAT .DID.YOU.JUST.SAY????
You see what I mean?
If he and I are on the phone and he says some assholey thing and I am left no choice but to hang up on him, he doesn't even call me back! He just flicks off the light and goes to sleep.
Instantly.
Ignorant, eh?
BUT he let's me 'be me', and 'me' can be hard to take at times, even for me.
WELL,I'M COMPLEX! OKAY?
Anyway, that's everything isn't it?
Well, that and Gucci boots.
So my Spud,that's my mushy post for ya, but I still reserve the right to call you a naval gazing, lunkhead ,yet complain if you say anything about my gender that can even remotely be construed as misogynistic.
However...
I would give you my last Rollo....but then bitch FOREVER!
Then again....
Maybe, I am more of an eat-YOUR- last-Rollo -kinda girl.
I met my Rod here, so called because when we first met he had a sore throat and sounded all gravelly like Rod Stewart. Nice. I shall have to ensure he gets that often.
Rod is a male political blogger here and, worse, a Tory who gets that high falluting tone when he calls me a' bleeding heart socialist' because I care about peeps. Although, in my own defense, not overly and certainly not you people! :)
As Rod and I live 200 miles apart, we have a long distance relationship . Until I am able to move in with him
Sometimes distance is a wonderful, even life saving, thing.
He is difficult, shoots pigeons, snores, IS a spud, and cracks derogatory jokes about women just to PISS.ME.OFF, then laughs when I get all women's libber meets red headed she-devil on him.
Half the time he does not 'get me', he can be a tight tartar( which I WILL cure him of) and does not provide a calming influence, by any stretch. So why do I love him, besides the obvious' well someone has to', and it always falls to us bleeding heart socialists?
He has more integrity and honesty than anyone I have ever met( unless he starts lying about me like the last guy, in which case he is a lying sissy,too) he never holds my 'you're a fucking dick!' comments against me.
Well he said he wanted someone honest who has her own mind.
Just being accommodating.
I can tell my Spud anything and he is always okay about it, so I suppose I shall put up with exchanges like:
Spud: *Something guy like and asinine*
Uber: You're a fucking dick!
Spud: Break it to me gently, sweetie.
Uber: In fact , you're such a dick I am NEVER going to marry you now!
Spud: Yipppeeeeeeee!!!! * frowns* I mean..awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Uber: I am going to remember this when you beg me!
Spud: I hope so* mumble, mumble*
Uber: WHAT .DID.YOU.JUST.SAY????
You see what I mean?
If he and I are on the phone and he says some assholey thing and I am left no choice but to hang up on him, he doesn't even call me back! He just flicks off the light and goes to sleep.
Instantly.
Ignorant, eh?
BUT he let's me 'be me', and 'me' can be hard to take at times, even for me.
WELL,I'M COMPLEX! OKAY?
Anyway, that's everything isn't it?
Well, that and Gucci boots.
So my Spud,that's my mushy post for ya, but I still reserve the right to call you a naval gazing, lunkhead ,yet complain if you say anything about my gender that can even remotely be construed as misogynistic.
However...
I would give you my last Rollo....
Maybe, I am more of an eat-YOUR- last-Rollo -kinda girl.
12 comments:
AHHHHHH, someone is in love....I am very happy for you. I think I like SPUD, he seems like a great guy. You deserve something great in your life for a change,you have been through enough bad for one year. Best of luck with Spud or is it Stud??
I think that was the first time I have EVER got to be the first one to leave you a comment...I love it
Ann- He is the FIRST guy my mum actually likes, so I think that is a good sign( that I should probably dump him).who wants to date who their mothers approve? LOL
he is both studly and spudly, but in a very unique way. He is also the first man I have been involved with who makes me laugh...
Ann-LOL- Well, you can be the first on my next one, too.
uber...glad you found someone who can appreciate your unique self! my favorite comment at the moment is: fuck you, in the nicest of ways of course, but fuck you all the same...if they can handle this...they can try to handle me :)
lol. I am not a tory. I think everything is moving around so much I might be classed as LiberalDemocrat, or BNP, they are so close.
The reason I can go to sleep so quickly is because I am always in the right. It is called sleeping like a baby. Come to think of it. I actually look a little like one also except I am old enough for other things they are not.
I don't crack derogatory jokes about women. They are facts woman. Get it right. lol.
WooHoo - I love this post - and your spud is a keeper if you can just be you - but the last rollo? he he "last Rollo" worthy? ha!
Rod
You are a very brave man
Are you sure that 200 miles is far enough ?
Aw, I love love.
Must. Have. Rollo...
Daisy- Too right! I hate being called high maintenance because I have a mouth and brain , though.
Rod- Who pulled your fucking strings? :)
Catherine- That's why I ALWAYS make up with him, when he forced me to dump him!
Clyde- Watch it , buster even you are not too far away! :)
Pru- I prefer Gucci boots and jewels , but I guess love will do in lieu of.
S.O- Must.have. EVERYONE'S. Rollos!
Ya know I was only joshing ya--Ha
I hope it lasts forever
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